The Cynical Scribe's Guide to the Top Twenty Cancer Labs
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Horizontales
We have 53 labs doing histology work.
GE paid $550m for a lab in 2011, then we bought it from GE for $310m in 2015. Separating big dumb companies from their money is fun!
We were the albatross of Novartis, spun off last year.
Sold AP business at the top of the market in 2012 for $725m. Now we're FMI 's main competitor.
We shut down our liquid biopsy program recently to focus on our prognostic businesses
New name of biggest single 88305 lab in the US
Lab in Trump country with 100 pathologists billing individually, so few know how big they are.
#3 academic reference lab in city unimpressed by Starbucks
We had the first prognostic breast assay, but we couldn't do FFPE, so we lost the race.
G'Day Mate - We're the lab from Down Under, with nine histology labs in the US
Our interest on debt is killing us; we will probably crash and burn this year. Our 29 histology labs will change hands.
We have trained our local MAC to overpay us so well, that if a leaf blew onto their desk, they'd stamp it and write us a check .
Verticales
We have 58 labs doing histology work.
Lab sold in all-stock deal at $15.58/share. Stock now at $3.60. Cry me a river.
Pay us a little, pay us a lot, or don't pay us. We're so good at shaking down drug companies that we don't care.
We're the Walmart of clinical NGS testing.
Biggest academic reference lab, frequently buried in snow
Japan's #1 lab got mugged twice in the US - first by Caris, then by Avista Capital
Konica Minolta paid a billion for us; soon they will be rubbing their necks
We turn stool into three hundred bucks, 1500 times a day.
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