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The Cynical Scribe's Guide to the Top Twenty Oncology Testing Labs - USCAP 2023 Edition

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Horizontales
We're #6 - the lab that defenestrated our CEO in May. Our new CEO is the guy who sold Ortho to Quidel.
We're #8. We're like Levi-Strauss, who thinks they invented jeans. We thought we invented genes until the Supreme Court told us otherwise. It's been a rough ride since then.
We're #3. We do the most anatomic pathology and single-target PCR work, but we're only #11 in NGS.
We're #18 - the Utah reference lab
We're #19 - the fastest-growing MRD lab. Our ClonoSEQ volume doubled last year.
We're #13 - the Middle Tennessee lab team. All of our ≈175 pathologists bill AP work under their own name, so you have to look at a hundred little hospitals to figure out how big we are.
We're #10. We weren't near the top twenty before the pandemic. Then we used our covid windfall to buy InformDx and Cytometry Specialists.
We're #1. We turned stool into 450 bucks 2.8m times last year.
We're #17 - the reference lab on Lake Erie
We're #16 - the Chicago comprehensive genomic profiling team
Verticales
G'Day Mate. We're #5 in US oncology testing and the third-largest lab organization on Earth.
We're #20. We bought Ariosa from Roche in 2021, then sold GeneDx to Sema4 in 2022.
We're #10. We took in $115m in 2020 then $285m last year. We love those thyroid FNAs.
We're #7 overall but we're #2 in NGS. Illumina says we bit the hand that feeds us, so they sued us last year.
We're #15 overall and the #6 NGS lab. Our founding scientist sold the lab for nearly a billion in 2017. Now we are living in a new Realm.
We're #4. We have the top-earning proprietary NGS code. Drug companies drive by our lab and throw bags of cash at our doorstep.
We're #9 - the Walmart of NGS labs. We ushered our CEO out the door in July and laid off 1,000 employees. Our new CEO is lucky he took the job just when Illumina's patents were expiring.
We're #12 - America's favorite academic reference lab. If you visit us in January, dress warm.
We're #2, after buying PGDx we surpassed our main rival.
We're #14. Illumina says we're their biggest customer. We have one of the two biggest NovaSeq fleets in the world.